May 15

Man Steals Big Rig to Flee Zombie Horde

Rainbow, CA
2013-05-11

Jerimiah Hartline of Tennessee says he was fleeing the undead when he stole a big rig truck while the driver was out at a truck scale in Rainbow, CA about 10 miles southwest of  Temecula. According to Hartline he was swerving the truck side to side as he flew down the highway in an attempt to shake off the zombies clinging to the side of the truck. Hartline collided with several vehicles, injuring 8 people before overturning the truck and spilling it’s load of strawberries across Interstate 15 closing 4 lanes. This poor guy could get 5 years just for trying to get away from a horde of undead. It’s not known if he was under the influence of anything at the time of the wreck. Perhaps HE was the zombie.

Jerimiah Hartline

Jerimiah Hartline

 

Dec 20

Sales of Kid’s Bullet Proof Backpacks Soar

In response to the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting on December 14th, 2012 sales of bullet proof backpacks for kids went through the roof, crashing the website and draining the inventory of A Salt Lake City, Utah, company called Amendment II. The company’s Ballistic Backpack retails for $300 USD. While many of the liberal media outlets are quick to point out the backlash from people who claim that Amendment II is trying to capitalize on the Sandy Hook tragedy very few have included Amendment II‘s response to the claim in their stories.

“We do not want to sensationalize this any more than it already is,”  said Derek Williams, director of sales and marketing for Amendment II. “The fact of the matter is, in today’s world, this need exists and if we have the technology to protect people, why would we not allow them to purchase it?”

Williams also pointed out that the products have been available for months before the Sandy Hook tragedy. Williams says the company has received numerous threatening and “disturbing”  calls, even from as far away as Italy.

While we at Stalking Zombies tend to think that having a kid suit up in body armor and be on constant alert for the next nutcase with a gun would be over the top and probably harmful to the child’s state of mind, throwing a sheet of soft body armor (that weighs less than a pound) in your child’s backpack seems like a reasonable way to give parents a little piece of mind. The kid doesn’t even need to know the armor is there. Of course schools have fire and emergency drills all the time, including drills involving unauthorized people on campus. So what’s wrong with teaching your kid to take cover behind whatever is available including their backpack? There is a difference between paranoid and prepared.

Nov 20

Chinese Subway – Long Pork Sandwich

2012-10-09
Guangzhou, Guangdong, China.

A 67-year-old man attacked a 28 year old teacher biting him several times in an attack that lasted about 30 seconds. Bystanders were too busy filming and gawking to try to stop the violence. Neither man was seriously injured and were taken into custody by police at the next stop where they made peace and both agreed to pay their own medical expenses. Personally we think the old man should have paid for that plate of sumyung gai. I guess they dine and ditch in China too. Video below. Warning: Graphic Content.

  

Oct 23

In Drug Induced Frenzy Naked Man Goes Berserk in Jersey City and Eats His Own Finger

10/21/2012 7:54 PM
Intersection of Communipaw Ave and West Side Ave, Jersey City, NY

29 Year old Jargget Washington was arrested by police after allegedly stripping naked and attacked passing cars with his bare hands and shouting unintelligibly at the intersection of Communipaw Ave and West Side Ave, Jersey City, NY. He is reported to have attempted pull a driver from a car but the driver was able to fight him off until police arrived.Jaggert Washington

Washington was taken to Jersey City Medical Center where it was determined that he was not a threat to himself or others even though he spat at officers and gnawed on his own handcuffed wrists, eating his hospital bracelet.

And then…

Still in a hospital gown authorities were transporting him to Hudson County Jail when he defecated in the back seat of the cruiser. Later while in a holding cell Washington bit off and swallowed his own finger prompting another trip to the hospital. It is believed that Washington, who has previously been incarcerated for drug charges, may ave been under the influence of PCP. He currently faces charges of carjacking, throwing bodily fluids at law enforcement officers and being under the influence of a controlled dangerous substance.

Sources
The Jersey Journal
Huffington Post
NewsOne

Oct 11

New Jersey Police Officer Strips Naked and Assaults Woman In Wheelchair

9/17/2012 around 9:30 p.m
Project Freedom, 223 Hutchinson Road, Robbinsville, NJ

Sgt Mark Lee, an 18 year veteran police officer is accused of breaking into an apartment for disabled people, stripping naked and attacking a woman in a wheelchair and her 4 year old child. “He just went off his rocker,” said the father of the victim, Bill Sabo, “He ripped off all his clothes, threw them on the floor, knocked my daughter out of her wheelchair and began choking her.”

According to the Times of Trenton, Lee broke into the “Project Freedom” apartment on 223 Hutchinson Road ion Robbinsville, New Jersey at around 9:30 PM on 9/17/2012. Lee was on duty. An unidentified source reported that Wwen police got to the scene Lee was sitting on the couch saying “I did a bad thing,” repeatedly.

Lee was arrested and ordered to undergo psychiatric evaluation. The victims were taken to a hospital and are expected to recover.

 
Sources

http://beforeitsnews.com/watercooler-topics/2012/09/nj-cop-latest-zombie-apocalypse-perp-the-devils-laughing-at-the-department-of-homeland-security-2430138.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/19/mark-lee-police-officer_n_1896859.html

Oct 09

Homeless Woman Steals Baby to Eat It

2011-07-21
Boyd Street. Los Angeles, CA

Natasha Hubbard

Natasha Hubbard

A 36 year old homeless woman, Natasha Hubbard, snatched a 4 month old baby out of a stroller and began swinging the child overhead. She then slammed him into the side of a nearby truck and tried to break the infant’s arm off. The baby’s mother, Adriana Miranda, and aunt were able to wrestle the child away, though Hubbard continued to scratch and fight. Hubbard was later arrested thanks to witnesses. She told investigators that she was trying to pull the baby’s arm off so she could eat it. Hubbard was already on probation for narcotics and battery.

Oct 07

Texas Man Eats Family Dog – Alive

6/14/2012
Waco, Texas

High on a synthetic drug called Spice, Michael Daniel began assaulting people at his home, growling and barking. He then descended upon the family dog beating and strangling it before. Daniel then began to eat the dog while it was still alive.

Michael Daniel

Oct 07

Woman Eats Her Baby’s Brain

2009-07-27
San Antonio, TX

Otty Sanchez of San Antonio, TX dismembered her 3 1/2 week old baby boy, chewing off 3 of his toes and portions of his face. She beheaded the child and ate his brain before stabbing herself in the chest and slashing her own throat. Sanchez was later found not guilty by reason of insanity and confined indefinitely to a psychiatric hospital. She told authorities that the devil made her do it.

Oct 07

Man Takes a Bite Out of his Father In Law

6/20/2012
25th St Palmetto, FL

26 year old Charles Baker was reportedly “high on something” when he knocked at the door of the home where his children were. He allegedly barged through the door became violent, swearing, throwing furniture and stripped off his clothes. When his father-in-law, Jeffrey Blake attempted to calm Baker down he received a bit on the arm for his trouble. Blake held Baker down until police arrived. Baker refused to comply with police and had to be tasered multiple times. It’s unknown what substance Baker was on when the attack occurred.

Oct 07

Zombie Plague Hits China – Man Chews Off Woman’s Face

2012-06-29
Ouhai District, Wenzhou City, China

Bus driver forces woman to stop her car, then proceeds to beat on her windshield. After being scared out of her card the attacker pounces gnawing off the victim’s face. It’s unclear what caused the attack but it has been reported that the attacker had been drinking heavily on his lunch break.