The Bathsalts epidemic is bad enough the Navy made the Public Service Announcement below. While critics may claim that the video is a little over the top it looks pretty tame to us considering nobody gets eaten.
“We do not want to sensationalize this any more than it already is,” said Derek Williams, director of sales and marketing for Amendment II. “The fact of the matter is, in today’s world, this need exists and if we have the technology to protect people, why would we not allow them to purchase it?”
Williams also pointed out that the products have been available for months before the Sandy Hook tragedy. Williams says the company has received numerous threatening and “disturbing” calls, even from as far away as Italy.
While we at Stalking Zombies tend to think that having a kid suit up in body armor and be on constant alert for the next nutcase with a gun would be over the top and probably harmful to the child’s state of mind, throwing a sheet of soft body armor (that weighs less than a pound) in your child’s backpack seems like a reasonable way to give parents a little piece of mind. The kid doesn’t even need to know the armor is there. Of course schools have fire and emergency drills all the time, including drills involving unauthorized people on campus. So what’s wrong with teaching your kid to take cover behind whatever is available including their backpack? There is a difference between paranoid and prepared.
The Zombie Apocalypse is not only possible, it’s inevitable! At least that’s what the zombie survivalists in the Discovery Channel’s Zombie Apocalypse are saying. Check out the trailer below. The show airs on Discovery on Tuesday, December 18th at 10/9c
The Department of Homeland Security decided that training for the Zombie Apocalypse is a valid expenditure of your tax dollars. Sounds fun but we didn’t get invited. Do you think we could ask for our money back?
Advertising agency, Ireland Davenport, responsible for the Walking Dead’s overseas distribution has released a unique swimsuit calendar to celebrate The Walking Dead’s 3rd season. As you would expect the calendar has it’s share of scantily clad young ladies, but this one has a twist. The girls are all made up to look like zombies. So all you necrophiliac pervs can get your freak on the calendar is free for download here.
According to her attorney, the woman who stripped naked outside of a highschool in Philadelphia was the victim of a drug interaction that caused her to think the world was coming to an end, Like any good parent she determined to get all her kids together to meet the coming apocalypse. The problem was exacerbated when she was denied access to her child in attendance at Upper Darby High School because she was not the custodial parent. So Sarah Butler did the only thing that made sense, she, her two adult daughters and teenage son stripped naked and began chanting. Butler’s attorney said that she thought she was going to meet God and needed to be naked.
Not exactly a zombie attack but strange just the same. That and the combination of nudity, apocalyptic hallucinations and drugs seems to fit our theme nicely.