Jerimiah Hartline of Tennessee says he was fleeing the undead when he stole a big rig truck while the driver was out at a truck scale in Rainbow, CA about 10 miles southwest of Temecula. According to Hartline he was swerving the truck side to side as he flew down the highway in an attempt to shake off the zombies clinging to the side of the truck. Hartline collided with several vehicles, injuring 8 people before overturning the truck and spilling it’s load of strawberries across Interstate 15 closing 4 lanes. This poor guy could get 5 years just for trying to get away from a horde of undead. It’s not known if he was under the influence of anything at the time of the wreck. Perhaps HE was the zombie.
In response to the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting on December 14th, 2012 sales of bullet proof backpacks for kids went through the roof, crashing the website and draining the inventory of A Salt Lake City, Utah, company called Amendment II. The company’s Ballistic Backpack retails for $300 USD. While many of the liberal media outlets are quick to point out the backlash from people who claim that Amendment II is trying to capitalize on the Sandy Hook tragedy very few have included Amendment II‘s response to the claim in their stories.
“We do not want to sensationalize this any more than it already is,” said Derek Williams, director of sales and marketing for Amendment II. “The fact of the matter is, in today’s world, this need exists and if we have the technology to protect people, why would we not allow them to purchase it?”
Williams also pointed out that the products have been available for months before the Sandy Hook tragedy. Williams says the company has received numerous threatening and “disturbing” calls, even from as far away as Italy.
While we at Stalking Zombies tend to think that having a kid suit up in body armor and be on constant alert for the next nutcase with a gun would be over the top and probably harmful to the child’s state of mind, throwing a sheet of soft body armor (that weighs less than a pound) in your child’s backpack seems like a reasonable way to give parents a little piece of mind. The kid doesn’t even need to know the armor is there. Of course schools have fire and emergency drills all the time, including drills involving unauthorized people on campus. So what’s wrong with teaching your kid to take cover behind whatever is available including their backpack? There is a difference between paranoid and prepared.
A 67-year-old man attacked a 28 year old teacher biting him several times in an attack that lasted about 30 seconds. Bystanders were too busy filming and gawking to try to stop the violence. Neither man was seriously injured and were taken into custody by police at the next stop where they made peace and both agreed to pay their own medical expenses. Personally we think the old man should have paid for that plate of sumyung gai. I guess they dine and ditch in China too. Video below. Warning: Graphic Content.
29 Year old Jargget Washington was arrested by police after allegedly stripping naked and attacked passing cars with his bare hands and shouting unintelligibly at the intersection of Communipaw Ave and West Side Ave, Jersey City, NY. He is reported to have attempted pull a driver from a car but the driver was able to fight him off until police arrived.
Washington was taken to Jersey City Medical Center where it was determined that he was not a threat to himself or others even though he spat at officers and gnawed on his own handcuffed wrists, eating his hospital bracelet.
And then…
Still in a hospital gown authorities were transporting him to Hudson County Jail when he defecated in the back seat of the cruiser. Later while in a holding cell Washington bit off and swallowed his own finger prompting another trip to the hospital. It is believed that Washington, who has previously been incarcerated for drug charges, may ave been under the influence of PCP. He currently faces charges of carjacking, throwing bodily fluids at law enforcement officers and being under the influence of a controlled dangerous substance.
Sgt Mark Lee, an 18 year veteran police officer is accused of breaking into an apartment for disabled people, stripping naked and attacking a woman in a wheelchair and her 4 year old child. “He just went off his rocker,” said the father of the victim, Bill Sabo, “He ripped off all his clothes, threw them on the floor, knocked my daughter out of her wheelchair and began choking her.”
According to the Times of Trenton, Lee broke into the “Project Freedom” apartment on 223 Hutchinson Road ion Robbinsville, New Jersey at around 9:30 PM on 9/17/2012. Lee was on duty. An unidentified source reported that Wwen police got to the scene Lee was sitting on the couch saying “I did a bad thing,” repeatedly.
Lee was arrested and ordered to undergo psychiatric evaluation. The victims were taken to a hospital and are expected to recover.
A 36 year old homeless woman, Natasha Hubbard, snatched a 4 month old baby out of a stroller and began swinging the child overhead. She then slammed him into the side of a nearby truck and tried to break the infant’s arm off. The baby’s mother, Adriana Miranda, and aunt were able to wrestle the child away, though Hubbard continued to scratch and fight. Hubbard was later arrested thanks to witnesses. She told investigators that she was trying to pull the baby’s arm off so she could eat it. Hubbard was already on probation for narcotics and battery.
