Tag Archives: drugs

May 15

Man Steals Big Rig to Flee Zombie Horde

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Rainbow, CA
2013-05-11

Jerimiah Hartline of Tennessee says he was fleeing the undead when he stole a big rig truck while the driver was out at a truck scale in Rainbow, CA about 10 miles southwest of  Temecula. According to Hartline he was swerving the truck side to side as he flew down the highway in an attempt to shake off the zombies clinging to the side of the truck. Hartline collided with several vehicles, injuring 8 people before overturning the truck and spilling it’s load of strawberries across Interstate 15 closing 4 lanes. This poor guy could get 5 years just for trying to get away from a horde of undead. It’s not known if he was under the influence of anything at the time of the wreck. Perhaps HE was the zombie.

Jerimiah Hartline

Jerimiah Hartline

 

Oct 24

Gay Zombie Couple in Drug Fueled Rampage Ends With One Shot and Killed

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10/21/2012 1:30 AM PST
2500 block of Alameda Drive, Vallejo, CA

According to CBS San Francisco, Vallejo Police responded to the 2500 block of Alameda Drive due to calls reporting two naked men running down the street and breaking windows out of parked cars. When police arrived a naked man, later identified as Jason Jessie, ran back into the house he shared with his partner Jeremiah Moore. Moore emerged from the house which was purportedly filling with smoke and allegedly threatened officers with a rifle. Moore was shot and later died at an area hospital. Preliminary investigations lead police to suspect that a powerful hallucinogenic  possibly bathsalts, were involved, although no specific drug has been positively identified yet.

Jason Jessie, according to a neighbor practices Wicca and may have stopped taking his schizophrenia medication. Police followed a blood trail through the couple’s home to find three pet birds beheaded in the back yard. It’s worth noting however that modern Wicca is not generally associated with animal sacrifice.

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http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2012/10/22/vallejo-men-in-naked-drug-fueled-rampage-identified/
http://sfbay.ca/2012/10/22/police-suspect-rampagers-of-using-bath-salts/
http://sfbay.ca/2012/10/21/nude-man-fatally-shot-in-bizarre-vallejo-arson/

Oct 23

In Drug Induced Frenzy Naked Man Goes Berserk in Jersey City and Eats His Own Finger

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10/21/2012 7:54 PM
Intersection of Communipaw Ave and West Side Ave, Jersey City, NY

29 Year old Jargget Washington was arrested by police after allegedly stripping naked and attacked passing cars with his bare hands and shouting unintelligibly at the intersection of Communipaw Ave and West Side Ave, Jersey City, NY. He is reported to have attempted pull a driver from a car but the driver was able to fight him off until police arrived.Jaggert Washington

Washington was taken to Jersey City Medical Center where it was determined that he was not a threat to himself or others even though he spat at officers and gnawed on his own handcuffed wrists, eating his hospital bracelet.

And then…

Still in a hospital gown authorities were transporting him to Hudson County Jail when he defecated in the back seat of the cruiser. Later while in a holding cell Washington bit off and swallowed his own finger prompting another trip to the hospital. It is believed that Washington, who has previously been incarcerated for drug charges, may ave been under the influence of PCP. He currently faces charges of carjacking, throwing bodily fluids at law enforcement officers and being under the influence of a controlled dangerous substance.

Sources
The Jersey Journal
Huffington Post
NewsOne

Oct 09

Homeless Woman Steals Baby to Eat It

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2011-07-21
Boyd Street. Los Angeles, CA

Natasha Hubbard

Natasha Hubbard

A 36 year old homeless woman, Natasha Hubbard, snatched a 4 month old baby out of a stroller and began swinging the child overhead. She then slammed him into the side of a nearby truck and tried to break the infant’s arm off. The baby’s mother, Adriana Miranda, and aunt were able to wrestle the child away, though Hubbard continued to scratch and fight. Hubbard was later arrested thanks to witnesses. She told investigators that she was trying to pull the baby’s arm off so she could eat it. Hubbard was already on probation for narcotics and battery.