Monthly Archives: October 2015

Oct 29

Zombie Wedding Crasher Bites Police Dog

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2015-10-17
Santa Barbara Carriage Museum (link to map)
210 Wilson St,
Santa Barbara, CA 93101

Police Dog Photo

Police Dog
Photo by dlogue http://www.morguefile.com/creative/dlogue

According to Santa Barbara police a 22 year old man who, some sources say, may have been homeless and on drugs crashed a wedding at the Santa Barbara Carriage Museum. Guests of the wedding tossed the man out but during a confrontation with two police officers who arrived on scene the mad man bit one of the officers and bit the POLICE DOG on the leg. The police dog, either confused or infected with the zombie virus bit one of the officers. The unnamed zombie and both police officers were treated at the hospital. No word yet on the condition of the dog or if the officer that was bitten has shown signs of the z virus.

Sources
Huffington Post – Video
KCBD

Oct 27

New Mexico Man Beats Friend to Death Because He Turned Zombie and Tried to Bite

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2015-10-22
GRANTS, N.M (link to map)
Apartment complex on Mount Taylor Road

Grants Police

Grants Police

23-year-old Damon Perry is being held on an open count of murder after beating his friend, Christopher Paguin, to death. Perry told police that the two were drinking heavily when he notice Paguin had “started to change into a zombie.” Perry also claims that Paguin attempted to bite him. It was then that Perry started to beat and stab Paguin with items in the apartment including an electric guitar and a microwave.

Grants police had originally responded to an apartment complex on Mount Taylor Road for a 911 call of a manning running around threatening people with a knife. When police arrived Perry had already been subdued and was being held down by two maintenance workers. Christopher Paguin was found in a nearby apartment unconscious with signs of trauma. Paguin was pronounced dead at the scene.

Perry is attempting to blame the murder on having binge watched episodes of the Walking Dead on Netflix.

Sources
Fox2 Detroit
KOB
USA Today
KRQE

Oct 20

Brazilian Man on Irish Flight Bites Fellow Passenger and Dies

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2015-10-18
Lisbon, Portugal (point of origin) – View map
Cork, Ireland

Google Maps

Google Maps

Photo Copyright Árpád Gordos

Photo Copyright Árpád Gordos

Authorities report a passenger became unruly mid flight from Lisbon, Portugal to Dublin, Ireland. The 24 year old Brazilian man bit another passenger and had to be restrained. The attacker then went into convulsions and lapsed into unconsciousness. Despite efforts to revive him by a doctor and nurse on board the man died. The flight was diverted to Cork, Ireland where the bite victim was taken to the hospital.

“The noise he was making was like something that I’d never heard before and wouldn’t like to hear again,” a witness told the Cork radio station 96FM. “It was like a deep anguish, that is the best way I can describe it. It was very, very troubled.”

A 44 year old Portuguese woman who was traveling with the assailant was arrested after Cork police discovered about 5 pounds of suspected amphetamine powder in her suitcase.

 

 

 

 

 

Sources
Newsday
Yahoo
Maxim