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The Zombie Apocalypse is not only possible, it’s inevitable!
The Zombie Apocalypse is not only possible, it’s inevitable! At least that’s what the zombie survivalists in the Discovery Channel’s Zombie Apocalypse are saying. Check out the trailer below. The show airs on Discovery on Tuesday, December 18th at 10/9c
Your federal tax dollars at work, preparing for the zombie apocalypse
Walking Dead Zombie Swimsuit Calendar Video
Advertising agency, Ireland Davenport, responsible for the Walking Dead’s overseas distribution has released a unique swimsuit calendar to celebrate The Walking Dead’s 3rd season. As you would expect the calendar has it’s share of scantily clad young ladies, but this one has a twist. The girls are all made up to look like zombies. So all you necrophiliac pervs can get your freak on the calendar is free for download here.
Chinese Subway – Long Pork Sandwich
2012-10-09
Guangzhou, Guangdong, China.
A 67-year-old man attacked a 28 year old teacher biting him several times in an attack that lasted about 30 seconds. Bystanders were too busy filming and gawking to try to stop the violence. Neither man was seriously injured and were taken into custody by police at the next stop where they made peace and both agreed to pay their own medical expenses. Personally we think the old man should have paid for that plate of sumyung gai. I guess they dine and ditch in China too. Video below. Warning: Graphic Content.
What Makes a Zombie Tick
Warm Bodies Trailer
A cross between Twilight, Walking Dead, and Young Frankenstein, Warm Bodies (based on the book of the same name) gives a glimpse into the mind of a zombie as he falls in love with a living girl.
The Comprehensive Plan For Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse From Your Pole Barn
Some great tips from CB Structures on fortifying you barn to weather the coming Zombie Apocalypse Most of their “Barns” are nicer than my house.
Gay Zombie Couple in Drug Fueled Rampage Ends With One Shot and Killed
10/21/2012 1:30 AM PST
2500 block of Alameda Drive, Vallejo, CA
According to CBS San Francisco, Vallejo Police responded to the 2500 block of Alameda Drive due to calls reporting two naked men running down the street and breaking windows out of parked cars. When police arrived a naked man, later identified as Jason Jessie, ran back into the house he shared with his partner Jeremiah Moore. Moore emerged from the house which was purportedly filling with smoke and allegedly threatened officers with a rifle. Moore was shot and later died at an area hospital. Preliminary investigations lead police to suspect that a powerful hallucinogenic possibly bathsalts, were involved, although no specific drug has been positively identified yet.
Jason Jessie, according to a neighbor practices Wicca and may have stopped taking his schizophrenia medication. Police followed a blood trail through the couple’s home to find three pet birds beheaded in the back yard. It’s worth noting however that modern Wicca is not generally associated with animal sacrifice.
Related Links
http://sfist.com/2012/10/22/one_half_of_gay_couple_shot_and_kil.php
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2012/10/22/vallejo-men-in-naked-drug-fueled-rampage-identified/
http://sfbay.ca/2012/10/22/police-suspect-rampagers-of-using-bath-salts/
http://sfbay.ca/2012/10/21/nude-man-fatally-shot-in-bizarre-vallejo-arson/
In Drug Induced Frenzy Naked Man Goes Berserk in Jersey City and Eats His Own Finger
10/21/2012 7:54 PM
Intersection of Communipaw Ave and West Side Ave, Jersey City, NY
29 Year old Jargget Washington was arrested by police after allegedly stripping naked and attacked passing cars with his bare hands and shouting unintelligibly at the intersection of Communipaw Ave and West Side Ave, Jersey City, NY. He is reported to have attempted pull a driver from a car but the driver was able to fight him off until police arrived.
Washington was taken to Jersey City Medical Center where it was determined that he was not a threat to himself or others even though he spat at officers and gnawed on his own handcuffed wrists, eating his hospital bracelet.
And then…
Still in a hospital gown authorities were transporting him to Hudson County Jail when he defecated in the back seat of the cruiser. Later while in a holding cell Washington bit off and swallowed his own finger prompting another trip to the hospital. It is believed that Washington, who has previously been incarcerated for drug charges, may ave been under the influence of PCP. He currently faces charges of carjacking, throwing bodily fluids at law enforcement officers and being under the influence of a controlled dangerous substance.
Sources
The Jersey Journal
Huffington Post
NewsOne