May 15

Man Steals Big Rig to Flee Zombie Horde

Rainbow, CA
2013-05-11

Jerimiah Hartline of Tennessee says he was fleeing the undead when he stole a big rig truck while the driver was out at a truck scale in Rainbow, CA about 10 miles southwest of  Temecula. According to Hartline he was swerving the truck side to side as he flew down the highway in an attempt to shake off the zombies clinging to the side of the truck. Hartline collided with several vehicles, injuring 8 people before overturning the truck and spilling it’s load of strawberries across Interstate 15 closing 4 lanes. This poor guy could get 5 years just for trying to get away from a horde of undead. It’s not known if he was under the influence of anything at the time of the wreck. Perhaps HE was the zombie.

Jerimiah Hartline

Jerimiah Hartline

 

Sep 26

Scottsdale, Arizona. Naked Carjacker Injures 7

Scottsdale, Arizona. June 29, 2012

45 year old John Brigham alegedly drove his car into a Porsche near the intersection of Hayden and Via de Ventura in Scottsdale, Arizona then removed his clothes and climbed onto the roof of another car and began screaming. He then jacked another car and caused more crashes. In total the naked rampage injured 7 people including a prenant woman who suffered two broken legs. Brigham was taken to a hospital to determine if he was under the influence or drugs. According to other reports Brigham had a history of removing his clothes and running amok while under the influence of methamphetamines and marijuana. Check out the videos below.