May 15

Man Steals Big Rig to Flee Zombie Horde

Rainbow, CA
2013-05-11

Jerimiah Hartline of Tennessee says he was fleeing the undead when he stole a big rig truck while the driver was out at a truck scale in Rainbow, CA about 10 miles southwest of  Temecula. According to Hartline he was swerving the truck side to side as he flew down the highway in an attempt to shake off the zombies clinging to the side of the truck. Hartline collided with several vehicles, injuring 8 people before overturning the truck and spilling it’s load of strawberries across Interstate 15 closing 4 lanes. This poor guy could get 5 years just for trying to get away from a horde of undead. It’s not known if he was under the influence of anything at the time of the wreck. Perhaps HE was the zombie.

Jerimiah Hartline

Jerimiah Hartline

 

Oct 14

13 Essential Tools for Surviving a Zombie Outbreak

Zombie outbreaks happen. Gear up with REI to avoid getting eaten by moaning masses of undead cannibals. This infographic provides an overview of the 13 essential pieces of equipment you’ll need and provides step-by-step illustrations demonstrating critical zombie survival skills.

13 Essential Tools for Surviving a Zombie Outbreak

Oct 07

Zombies attack Westboro Baptist Church

Protesters in Washington State have found a way to fight hate speech: a demonstration outside of a military base led by the Westboro Baptist Church on Friday was upstaged by around 300 counter protesters, all clad as zombies

http://rt.com/usa/news/westboro-baptist-church-military-448/

Oct 07

Texas Man Eats Family Dog – Alive

6/14/2012
Waco, Texas

High on a synthetic drug called Spice, Michael Daniel began assaulting people at his home, growling and barking. He then descended upon the family dog beating and strangling it before. Daniel then began to eat the dog while it was still alive.

Michael Daniel

Oct 07

Woman Eats Her Baby’s Brain

2009-07-27
San Antonio, TX

Otty Sanchez of San Antonio, TX dismembered her 3 1/2 week old baby boy, chewing off 3 of his toes and portions of his face. She beheaded the child and ate his brain before stabbing herself in the chest and slashing her own throat. Sanchez was later found not guilty by reason of insanity and confined indefinitely to a psychiatric hospital. She told authorities that the devil made her do it.

Oct 04

Naked Family Readies for the Apocalypse Outside Philly Highschool

Pennsylvania – March 17, 2012

According to her attorney, the woman who stripped naked outside of a highschool in Philadelphia was the victim of a drug interaction that caused her to think the world was coming to an end, Like any good parent she determined to get all her kids together to meet the coming apocalypse. The problem was exacerbated when she was denied access to her child in attendance at Upper Darby High School because she was not the custodial parent. So Sarah Butler did the only thing that made sense, she, her two adult daughters and teenage son stripped naked and began chanting. Butler’s attorney said that she thought she was going to meet God and needed to be naked.

Not exactly a zombie attack but strange just the same. That and the combination of nudity, apocalyptic hallucinations and drugs seems to fit our theme nicely.

More info
http://www.delcotimes.com/articles/2012/10/03/news/doc506bb218b492e632128600.txt

Oct 03

I’m Going To Eat You!

2012-06-02
Miami, Florida, USA

Yet another Miami Zombie! Brandon De Leon, 21, walked into a Miami Boston Market and got into a verbal altercation with another man. While this may seem tame compared to the Causeway Cannibal it’s what happened after De Leon was taken into custody that earns this story a place on Stalking Zombies. While in the police car De Leon growled like an animal, beat his head against the Plexiglas shield and yelled “I’m going to eat you!” Later at the station De Leon attempted to bite an officer taking his blood pressure. Police stated that he “growled and opened and closed his jaw slamming his teeth like an animal would.”

De Leon continued to hit his head against the wall of his cell and growl and bark like an animal prompting officers to place him in restraints and a bite mask. Police later discovered that De Leon was under the influence of Cloud 9, Xanax, marijuana, and had a blood alcohol level of 290.

Unlike other recent Zombie Attacks this one has a relatively happy ending in that no one was seriously injured. De Leon claims that he has no recollection of the incident and is being charged with Disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

Sources:

Video – WSVN-TV 

Brandon De Leon Arrest Report

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/05/brandon-deleon-high-on-cloud-9_n_1570560.html

 

Sep 26

Scottsdale, Arizona. Naked Carjacker Injures 7

Scottsdale, Arizona. June 29, 2012

45 year old John Brigham alegedly drove his car into a Porsche near the intersection of Hayden and Via de Ventura in Scottsdale, Arizona then removed his clothes and climbed onto the roof of another car and began screaming. He then jacked another car and caused more crashes. In total the naked rampage injured 7 people including a prenant woman who suffered two broken legs. Brigham was taken to a hospital to determine if he was under the influence or drugs. According to other reports Brigham had a history of removing his clothes and running amok while under the influence of methamphetamines and marijuana. Check out the videos below.